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Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everybody who comes to my home has to play at least one set against me. I beat them all. The best thing is when they want another set. People like me who can't stand not to win. I beat them again and again until they are furious, then I laugh. That's funny.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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'Hustle' is wonderfully enjoyable because all my life, I've made an effort to be with people who can make me laugh. That original cast - Marc Warren, Jaime Murray, Robert Glenister and Adrian Lester - are all funny. So I know every day I'll have a few good laughs.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I snootily say I can't take too many dramatic parts, as it's taking work from actors who aren't funny.
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It's a very funny topic, missing weight and getting title shots. I think the punishments should be more severe, but I don't know.
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
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