- Me
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Robin Williams Quotes
Most Famous Robin Williams Quotes of All Time!
We have created a collection of some of the best robin-williams quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Top 10 Robin Williams Quotes on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- George W. Bush
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
- Comedy
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy is acting out optimism.
- Love
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
- Funny
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
- Life
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.
- Good
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.
- Check
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
- Need
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
- Nov 07, 2020
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
- Eyebrows
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
- Furniture
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
- Funny
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
- Nov 07, 2020
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
- People
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
- Nov 07, 2020
Reality: What a concept!
- Basically
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
- Living
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
- Funny
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Ethics
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
- Look
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
- Country
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.
- Me
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
- People
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
- Food
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
- Nov 07, 2020