- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing with Ophelia is that I remembered her being this really cool, awesome female character when I read 'Hamlet' in high school, and when I went back and read it, no, she's not.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, 'Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm a fan of 'Pretty Little Liars' and I'm rooting for your character.' It was surreal! That's how 'PLL' has changed my life.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad has blond hair, my grandmother has blue eyes. My daughter has blue eyes and blond hair. So it is pretty funny to me that I'm so heavily identified as an Asian person.
- Half The Time
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- Nov 07, 2020
Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face.
- Nov 07, 2020
You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is most people don't approach me because they are scared, and that's fine, I want to keep it that way. But the thing is if you're not scared or get over it you learn that sometimes what you're scared of is really what you shouldn't be scared of.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I liked the old comic books, especially the funny ones like 'Popeye' and 'Beetle Bailey.'
- Past
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- Nov 07, 2020
Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it's going to collapse on his head.
- Kings
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- Nov 07, 2020
These guys Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer and Bernie Mac claim they're the Kings of Comedy. They may be funny, but they ain't no kings. That title is reserved for Rudy Ray Moore and Redd Foxx.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think Jack Nicholson in 'Chinatown' is a very funny character, but I would never call that a comedy.
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- Nov 07, 2020