- Flipped
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time for anything to develop.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
When people come up to me and ask for my autograph and everything... I find it funny that people want my autograph.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Bill Watterson, creator of the extremely popular 'Calvin and Hobbes,' did know when to quit and closed up shop while Calvin and his tiger were just about as fresh and funny as they had been on their first day in newspapers.
- Nothing
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's nothing less funny than somebody trying to be funny. I loved Jack Dee, then I met him and I became the least funny human to exist because of my desperation to say something amusing.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was a child, I always wanted to be funny and to please people in my family. As you grow up that instinct becomes more refined, but it's still there.
- Sad
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am very attracted to funny people - I'd go so far as to say I find it hard to trust unfunny people.
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
Of the Queen tributes, some of them are very funny, and some of them are really not funny at all. The terrible ones are cheesy and pantolike, more about dressing up in a Brian May wig and a Freddie Mercury moustache, and what they're missing out is the fact that the music is quite complicated and actually not easy to perform.
- Disturbance
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020