- Game
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Getting
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- Nov 07, 2020
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
- Intelligence
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'
- Destroy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'
- Learning
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- Nov 07, 2020
This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.
- Because
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- Nov 07, 2020
President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.
- Initiative
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.
- Gay
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- Nov 07, 2020
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.
- Next
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- Nov 07, 2020
The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020