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Depression
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Nov 07, 2020

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

Everyone
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Nov 07, 2020

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Hidden
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Nov 07, 2020

I try and write satire that's well-intentioned. But those intentions have to be hidden. It can't be completely clear, and that's what makes it comedy.

Dreams
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Nov 07, 2020

In high school, I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.

Nov 07, 2020

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.

Free
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Nov 07, 2020

I've always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people.

Man
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Nov 07, 2020

When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.

Nothing
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Nov 07, 2020

I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.

Conversation
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Nov 07, 2020

Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. So I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.

Time
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Nov 07, 2020

At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that's inherently a little bit ridiculous.

Just
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Nov 07, 2020

'Words, Words, Words' was very much its title. It's just words, words, words and trying to show that I can pack as much material into an hour as I possibly could word count-wise.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

For me, comedy is constantly presented as this fake casualness, like a guy just walked on stage going, 'This crazy thing happened to me the other day.' And he's in front of 3000 people, and he's acting like an everyman, and he's getting paid so much money.

Feel
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Nov 07, 2020

At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact that maybe it's just an evolutionary hiccup, something that upright apes do in their free time.

Know
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Nov 07, 2020

The strange thing was, when I was starting on YouTube, even the paradigm of YouTube and Internet sensation - or whatever - that didn't really exist. So I didn't even know that that was a thing.

Force
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Nov 07, 2020

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

Myself
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.

Day
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?

Comedy
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Nov 07, 2020

I was definitely not the kid that just wanted to be famous for no reason whatsoever and then happened to find comedy. Fame and all that stuff have always been slightly terrifying to me, and it makes me very anxious.

Know
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Nov 07, 2020

I've always liked TV shows that have slightly unlikable leads, where you root for them in spite of a lot of things. I know it's not common with shows with young people; they have to be so likable. But, I mean, teenagers just generally aren't very likable. I know I wasn't as a teenager.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

Matter
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Nov 07, 2020

Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a child or a god, which some people do. This might just be in America, but 'stand-up comedy' is something very particular that I don't particularly relate to.

Nov 07, 2020

I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, 'I think you try too hard in your comedy.' And that's what I worry about.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm too anxious. I don't know how you're not obsessed with how people perceive you, because they're real people, you know? You can convince yourself that they don't really know you, and that's true, but how can it not hurt your feelings?

Always
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Nov 07, 2020

At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put all the music away and become a real comedian.' But then I realized there are amazing musical comedians out there, that musical comedy is probably something I'll always want to pursue.

College
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Nov 07, 2020

I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.

Mind
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Nov 07, 2020

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

The problem for us, as viewers, is that we want famous people who are passionate about the things they're famous for, because that makes them worthy of the attention. But I think many of those famous people just want to be famous.

Great
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Nov 07, 2020

My career was exploding at the same time that social media itself was expanding. But when my online videos were taking off, I didn't think, 'Oh, great! I'm going to be able to parlay this into a career!' I just wanted to be a comedian. I just wanted to perform live.

Music
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Nov 07, 2020

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

Getting
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Nov 07, 2020

I was doing theater in my high school, and I started writing sort of silly songs on the piano backstage in summer theater. I eventually put them online and started getting this little following.

Like
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Nov 07, 2020

I just like to write and then perform.

Listening
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Nov 07, 2020

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

Average Person
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Nov 07, 2020

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

Fun
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Nov 07, 2020

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It's like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.

More
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Nov 07, 2020

The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke joke joke.' They don't actually sit and listen to you.

Make
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Nov 07, 2020

Most of my songs make fun of myself.

Nov 07, 2020

I have a show on MTV called 'Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous.' I think that's a secret to a vast majority of America.

Breath
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Nov 07, 2020

You got to take a deep breath and give up. The system is rigged against you.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't want you to think I'm better than people or that I know better than people.

Nov 07, 2020

Don't worry, I'm hilarious.

Giddy
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm just a giddy teenager who would like to break into show business any way I can.

Kid
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm still a kid in his bedroom, writing songs and playing them.

Nov 07, 2020

Your hard work and talent will not pay off.

Age
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Nov 07, 2020

I think because of the Internet I was able to study comedy from quite a young age and watch a lot of comedy.

Average American
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Nov 07, 2020

I thought I had more of a European sense of humour than the average American comic.

Please
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Nov 07, 2020

Please don't stick with me if I start sucking.

Literally
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Nov 07, 2020

My success, literally, is your success figuratively.

Nov 07, 2020

I do weird things, and people watch.

Father
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't think I've had a job since I worked for my father's construction company.

Comedian
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Nov 07, 2020

I always wanted to be a comedian but never thought I'd be a musical comedian.

Internet
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Nov 07, 2020

The Internet is so crazy, and you're exposed to so many things. In an hour, you can really jump around.

Information
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Nov 07, 2020

The unlimited amount of information that I have access to has also given me an unlimited threshold for how I need to be stimulated.

Know
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't want to put meaning on what I do because I don't know what it is.

Information
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Nov 07, 2020

It feels like we're always juggling many pieces of information at once or trying out many personas at once. It makes life slightly nonlinear.

Boring
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Nov 07, 2020

I know I'm probably digging for fresh fruit in the garbage, and as much as anyone, my attitude is, if stuff's sincere, it's gooey and boring and uninteresting. But it's no way to live.

Very
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm very left-brain.

Look
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Nov 07, 2020

There's only one rule in stand-up, which is that you have to be funny. Yet 99 per cent of comics look and talk exactly the same.

Nov 07, 2020

I have no real want or need to be a movie star.

Never
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Nov 07, 2020

I'll stop when I think I'm not doing good stuff. I'll never exploit something just because people like it.

Nov 07, 2020

All my fans saw me as some little kid who can't even afford new jeans in his room, so they'll support me. That'll work until I become a success.

Gay
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Nov 07, 2020

I like to joke about being gay because it's something teenagers would never joke about.

Good Place
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Nov 07, 2020

Uncharted territory is a good place to be in.

Listening
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Nov 07, 2020

I grew up listening to Steve Martin and Robin Williams, so I didn't ever intend to be a musical comedian. I sort of stumbled into it.

Know
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Nov 07, 2020

I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable.

Maths
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Nov 07, 2020

I really like maths.

Music
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Nov 07, 2020

Music is really, really mathematical.

Much
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't interact with people much.

Always
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Nov 07, 2020

I always wanted to be a comedian and actor.

Fun
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Nov 07, 2020

I've come across people referring to themselves as 'Vine famous.' Some of them started out by putting up Vines just for fun, then all of a sudden they get a bunch of fans, and a week later their Vines are totally different. They become obsessed with how their videos will be perceived.

Large
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Nov 07, 2020

'what.' is bombastic introspection. It's large, colourful, and loud but hopefully intimate at the same time.

Know
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Nov 07, 2020

If I had posted my first video a week later, I don't know if it would have spread like it did. That's why, with everything I do, I try to enjoy the making of it instead of worrying about the release and reception.

Belief
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Nov 07, 2020

The thing is, I always thought I could do stand-up, and so I just stayed focused on the belief that I could succeed.

Luck
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Nov 07, 2020

Being famous is complete luck, and that's something you can't bank on.

Doing
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm not as incredibly prolific as Louis C. K., and I'm definitely not doing a completely brand-new hour probably by the beginning of the tour.

Like
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Nov 07, 2020

Even in movies like 'Superbad,' they're all lovable kids.

Grateful
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make.

More
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Nov 07, 2020

I love Tim Minchin, Bill Bailey, and Hans Teeuwen, and I'm trying to synthesise elements of theatre into my show a little bit more.

Enough
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Nov 07, 2020

Not enough comedy makes you feel something.

Follow Your Dreams
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Nov 07, 2020

I would say don't take advice from people like me who have gotten very lucky. We're very biased. You know, like Taylor Swift telling you to follow your dreams is like a lottery winner telling you, 'Liquidize your assets; buy Powerball tickets - it works!'

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

I became good friends with Jack Whitehall. I think he's great, such a great dude, and really funny.

Like
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Nov 07, 2020

There's tons of dudes - like David O'Doherty, Tim Key, and Alex Horne - I made a lot of friends with people who are really incredible comics.

Hate
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Nov 07, 2020

If I was confronted with some 20-year-old American hotshot, I'd hate him.

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

You can give poor people this royal wedding to watch and make them feel good about themselves, or you can give them something useful like, I don't know... a toaster.

Like
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Nov 07, 2020

Basically, I don't like to tweet stuff about my life. I only like to tweet jokes.

Person
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Nov 07, 2020

I always think of myself as a comedy feeder type person, and that feeder lets themselves get out of your comfort zone as opposed to straight stand up; that feels like honing one skill, like honing one point of view.

Go
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Nov 07, 2020

I enjoy stand up so much because I take time off, and then I'll be excited to go back to it.

Nov 07, 2020

The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody, but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

Just
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Nov 07, 2020

I just have a problem with youth culture.

Being
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Nov 07, 2020

I didn't want to bash young people. I don't want to bash a kid for dreaming or wanting something or being slightly ambitious - that's not the problem. The actual problem is with the culture surrounding him.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

With 'Words, Words, Words,' that show was me experimenting with something, and then there was a clear direction for me.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

A few people know me, and the few people that do know me only know me because they dig my stuff.

Great
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Nov 07, 2020

I just look at Miley Cyrus, and I'm like, 'Great, you've doubled your audience. But you've also doubled the number of people that hate you, and doesn't that hurt?' It takes a crazy person not to be affected by that.

Comic
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Nov 07, 2020

Since I got an audience before I even had a comic voice, my material that really wasn't worthy of an audience somehow got it, slightly unfairly.

Care
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't really care about capitalizing on momentum.

Opinion
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Nov 07, 2020

I'd much rather wait till my material is up to par, in my opinion, than rush it just so I can stay in the limelight a little longer.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

A lot of my fans are really young and seem slightly unsure and nervous about things. Hopefully for young people watching my show, it comes away that I'm pretty weird up there.

Hope
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm clearly doing what I want. I hope kids can see my act and feel like they can be slightly more comfortable in their own skin because I'm being so ridiculously comfortable in mine. I'm not that comfortable in my skin the moment I walk offstage. But I try to project that while I'm on it.

Cheap
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Nov 07, 2020

I was being called a shock comic. I hated that. It's so cheap and stupid.

Because
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Nov 07, 2020

If a comic is himself, there'll be things he can't do - because he has to adhere to that persona.

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