- Challenge
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Life
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I never feel like it'll be something where like, ‘Aha, I've got it. I'm funny for the rest of my life. I don't need to tell jokes anymore. I just am comedy.'
- Award
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
- Mind
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Great
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids.
- Funny Thing
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.
- Music
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Stand-up comedians say that anyone in the audience can be funny, but people paid to see us because we're just a little bit funnier. In the same way, I think anybody can play music - in fact, I think everyone has music in them, but some of us can do it a little better.
- Music
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Yes, I've been down the pike and back. And through the years, I've heard different songs with scatting in it, and it was - always cracked me up as kind of a funny style of music, you know? When I did it, it kind of cracked me up as a comedy kind of routine.
- Me
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I was flying with my brother, and he challenged me to work out on the airplane. He thought it was funny - and I did it!
- Good
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.
- Exceeding
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I made a couple of friends when I was a teenager who said I was funny. I used to send them very long texts; it was on a Nokia and always exceeding the text limit. But if I was making jokes in a group nobody was listening.
- Love
- |
- Nov 07, 2020