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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Woman
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- Nov 07, 2020
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
My father was really good with math. It's a funny thing, I don't remember my father or my mother being so mechanical-minded. My father always wanted to be a doctor, but he came from a really poor family in Georgia, and there was no way he was going to be a doctor.
- Equal
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- Nov 07, 2020
All men are equal before fish.
- Real
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy isn't just timing; it's about rooting out the funny in the real. You just bend reality to the left a little.
- Lively
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- Nov 07, 2020
Constance Wu is so dedicated, Anna Kendrick is ridiculously funny, and Blake Lively is magnetic.
- Nov 07, 2020
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had a cordial relationship with all my heroes - some, like Jeetendra or Shatrughan Sinha, are very funny. Amitabh, on the other hand, was more serious, more professional.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
If someone from 'Arsenal Fan TV' says this guy needs to do this or that I'm not going to listen to him. They're entitled to their opinion and the way they want to do it. If people find it funny, then go watch it.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020