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Jack Benny Quotes
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Insurance
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
- Forty
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
- Modesty
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- Nov 07, 2020
Modesty is my best quality.
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
Gags die, humor doesn't.
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- Nov 07, 2020