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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Action
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- Nov 07, 2020
Republicans can be a funny bunch. They're against affirmative action, but they always seem to be able to find people of color to fill a slot just when they're most needed.
- True
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- Nov 07, 2020
You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's so good to get up in the morning and see a donkey - they're just unbelievably beautiful and funny. My donkey Hector laughs when I walk towards him; he knows mortality when he sees it.
- Nov 07, 2020
I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it's usually so brief and funny.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I remember seeing McCoy Tyner in concert, and thinking that the music was incredible, but wanting to be invited in. I figured that humor was the way of letting the audience in. I've gotten a hard time about it, but I love to be funny onstage.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.
- Poor
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.
- Sport
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- Nov 07, 2020
Tennis is a funny sport.
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, I used to do a character that was just a baby - just an adult baby. I would get up onstage and complain about adult stuff, but as a baby. I was in a diaper, and I would require hugs from the audience and reassurance and stuff.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love nothing better than a dirty cartoon. I think that it's really, really funny to see adult themes in a genre that's usually directed towards children.
- Harold
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- Nov 07, 2020
The key to doing 'Harold and Kumar' movies is you make it earnest. Primarily what we do is make Harold and Kumar's relationship and friendship believable, and we don't actually work on being that funny.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020