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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020
This will sound funny coming out of my mouth, but I like to play characters that have an intelligence. It doesn't matter if it's a physical intelligence or emotional intelligence.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had no desire to get up onstage and tell jokes. I prefer to stand next to really funny people.
- Contributing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not a funny person.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just said, casually, 'You know, I passed up on auditioning for Einstein.' And my friend was like, 'You idiot, you have to do it!' She made me do it. I sent the tapes off assuming that somebody would say, 'Ha ha, very funny.'
- Nov 07, 2020
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Success is a funny thing. It means different things to different people. For me, I am always pleased when people connect to our brand. It means we are executing in a manner that speaks to a wide variety of businesses.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020