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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
My family are from Liverpool, so I have some twang there - I have a Midlands accent, and I was raised about an hour north of London, so my voice is a mess. Although, to American ears, it sounds like the crisp language of a queen's butler.
- Knowledge
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- Nov 07, 2020
People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show'... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.
- Lose
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can't hurt you anymore when you've been completely dismantled.
- Knew
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.
- Problematic
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It's like whatever the opposite of a hug is.
- Just Because
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's exciting to have a role in anything that's Claymation, just because you're always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be.
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face. And that's really not a good instinct with a 'Daily Show' field piece, where it's supposed to be an interview.
- Horrendous
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I wanted to take a more activist or journalistic slant in work, I should probably just go be an activist or a journalist. But I'm happy being a comedian.
- Human
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.
- Feeling
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- Nov 07, 2020
The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.
- Meet
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- Nov 07, 2020