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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.
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There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource.
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My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.
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My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
- Nov 07, 2020
If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
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I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
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I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
- Nov 07, 2020
I use very few muscles at the best of times.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
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I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.
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- Nov 07, 2020
This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.
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- Nov 07, 2020