- Game
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't.
- Emotions
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- Nov 07, 2020
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
Life is just a bowl of pits.
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
- Jealousy
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- Nov 07, 2020
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
- Girl
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- Nov 07, 2020
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
- Politician
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- Nov 07, 2020
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020