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- Nov 07, 2020
Ryan Hansen Quotes
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
- Concerning
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- Nov 07, 2020
Concerning PDA: Anything that can be described as 'cute' is okay. Anything that can be described as 'mating' is not okay.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
Run for the door if a guy has too much gel in his hair and is too tan and it's not even summer.
- Bread
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- Nov 07, 2020
In L.A., I worked as a bagger at a Ralphs for about two weeks. And I said, 'I just can't do that.' Not that it's a bad job. I would put the bread down and then the cans down on the bread, so I got fired. Or I just left. I'm not really sure which one happened.
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- Nov 07, 2020