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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being funny is everything to me.
- Funny People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Sometimes fake laughing is hard once you've done a scene 18 times. I don't want to brag, but I have a reputation for being very, very good at that. It's funny finding what's challenging about acting as you go.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've done so many funny jobs. I worked at a farmer's market through high school. I worked in the stock room of Ralph Lauren. I graduated to salesperson at Ralph Lauren, which was a big deal to me. I've been a P.A. I've been a stand-in. I've been an assistant's assistant.
- I Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny.
- Consulting
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think universities are trying to figure out how we could use what we know about learning to change our education system, but it is sort of funny that they don't necessarily seem to be consulting the people who are sitting right there on campus.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny because I'm a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I'm more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me.
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
Music is funny. I shouldn't even ever talk about music, because you can have all the ideas in your head, and it never goes exactly the way that you think it's gonna go.
- Strange
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think comedy, so much of it comes out of the strange sort of golden instant 'cause you don't know why it's funny, but you captured it.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love doing comedy, and that's the thing I will always go back to, really, but I'd love to have the freedom to do sort of 'meaty' roles but also have the freedom to do the sort of films I want to make, like what Woody Allen does. You forget he's funny because you're so gripped by the story, but they still make you laugh.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was a doctor, and he would tell us a lot of nasty, funny stories from the hospital. It was funny to me when I'd go over to other people's houses and they didn't talk about intestines at the table.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020