- Crazy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder.
- Nov 07, 2020
Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.
- Education
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- Nov 07, 2020
Claude Kirk could be hysterically funny and fearlessly bold, and he championed the environment, education, and diversity long before those issues were fashionable.
- Funny People
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- Nov 07, 2020
On 'Workaholics,' I feel like I'm just hanging out with my buddies being filmed, but on 'Mindy,' I'm around professional funny people who act. Guys like Chris Messina, who are the real deal. I watch what they do and put my own spin on it.
- Stress
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, there are so many women who are former executives and have taken all that stress and anxiety and transferred it onto their kids.
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Ugly Betty' has been the most important thing I've ever done, easily. I was able to do more with one character than I can ever imagine doing again - Hilda was hilariously funny and emotionally deep... I really got to showcase what I could do with a character.
- Finished Product
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny to see the finished product of a movie, stuff that's so beautiful, and to remember the particulars.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020