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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Nov 07, 2020
I think one of the hardest things to talk about as a comic is having money because it's so unrelatable.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm always asked how my husband is feeling about my success with a note of concern. He feels great. It's not hard to feel good about your spouse making money.
- Dad
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- Nov 07, 2020
Before my dad passed away, I would miss a lot of baby showers and weddings, sacrificed a lot of family and friend events for dumb road dates. I don't do that anymore. It's gone in the other direction. I'm more inclined to put family and friends first.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
Women, a lot of the time, are so much funnier than men, but they just choose not to do comedy for a living.
- Honesty
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy has so much to do with honesty, and women can be more open about their emotions.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was a doctor, and he would tell us a lot of nasty, funny stories from the hospital. It was funny to me when I'd go over to other people's houses and they didn't talk about intestines at the table.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm addicted to picking my nose. In a world of red tape and bureaucracy, where it takes forever to buy a house or get a cell-phone plan going, it's so instant to just stick your finger up there and go for something your own body produces.
- Husband
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- Nov 07, 2020
People are always very surprised by how, offstage with my husband, I'm a completely different person... very soft and nurturing.
- Attitude
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know what male comics can't do? They can't get pregnant. They can't perform pregnant. So my attitude is, just use all those differences.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
A couple of female standup comics I know refer to their kids as their Little Career Killers. I was like, I really do not want to feel that way.
- Care
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- Nov 07, 2020
Even now, when I go out people are like, 'What are you doing here? Didn't you just have a baby?' But people never ask a male comic when he's out a week later, like, 'Oh my God, you're so irresponsible! What are you doing out? Who is taking care of the baby?'
- Crazy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I tried being a stay-at-home mom for eight weeks. I like the stay-at-home part. Not too crazy about the mom aspect.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's something I want to say, and I haven't been able to articulate it yet, about how it's so rude when people don't admit that they have a nanny.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Writing is the life blood of everything in Hollywood. Without writers, there are no scripts, no acting work.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was obviously a really quirky, unconventional Asian man who didn't care about what other people thought. When he would fight with my mom, he would be really dramatic. He would be like, 'Devil, get away, for I am God's property.' He would say crazy things that were so melodramatic but so theatrical and funny.
- Husband
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- Nov 07, 2020