- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
In a funny way, the illness spurred me on. I thought to myself, 'I've got to get through this operation to make a blues album.'
- Girl
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I named it 'Girl Problems,' I knew I would be inviting some interesting questions and some funny questions, but that was the cool part about it - I wanted that.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look.
- Cadillac
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- Nov 07, 2020
My first big paycheck - this is kind of funny - I bought a Cadillac DTS. I thought it looked really comfortable.
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
I remember listening to the radio as a kid and finding that the songs always made me feel more peaceful. Funny, but the more hurtin' the music was, the better it made me feel. I think of that now when I write my songs. I may not be feelin' the blues myself, but I'm writing them for other people who have a hard life.
- Looking
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I started in the late nineties, it was all about young Hollywood. There were jobs for all of us if you were 18 to 21, were slightly good looking, or could be funny.
- Conquer
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think Carmen Christopher is going to be massively huge. He's just too funny. He's got funny in his bones, and he wants to conquer every room.
- Doctor
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
CB4 is never coming back. A few years later, I think I'm a much better player. It's funny, even all the way over here in Africa, people are telling me, 'We need CB4 back.' I can't be that. That's impossible.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny - I was a big fan of 'The Sopranos.' It became kind of a threat to 'The X-Files' in a way because they could play with language, character, and story in ways that we never could because of the limitations of network television.
- Old
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- Nov 07, 2020