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Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.
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- Nov 07, 2020
What's interesting about Laurel and Hardy is that in most comedy teams, there's a straight man, and then there's the funny guy. And with Laurel and Hardy, they're both the funny guy.
- Nov 07, 2020
People who take themselves too seriously, who can't see anything else, are usually funny.
- Nov 07, 2020
I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
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- Nov 07, 2020
My favorite app is 'StumbleUpon,' because it just gives you interesting things that are sometimes exactly the stuff I'm interested in and sometimes just silly and funny.
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- Nov 07, 2020
My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Staring down the barrel of a gun is the scariest thing you could ever experience. It's not funny. It's not for the movies.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always loved 'Umbrella.' Funny enough, my ex-husband wrote that, and I'm not saying it was meant for me or anything - people will start twisting this - it is Rihanna's song! But I've always loved it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love cookbooks. I certainly have my fair share at home, but I'm a really funny cookbook person: I don't really ever cook out of cookbooks. I like cookbooks for the commentary or the pictures or the history.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love funny women.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My mom and dad both have great senses of humor and really saw the funny in stuff, so I think that's probably where it came from. I always try to see the funny in things.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's so funny because all those years I was working, I basically always felt that whatever job I was doing would probably be the last one I would get. I really never thought that I stacked up with the other girls.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I consider myself very fortunate to grow up in a time when my family, my friends don't look at me funny because I'm a 29-year-old single woman.
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- Nov 07, 2020