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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Perfect
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- Nov 07, 2020
All my children inherited perfect pitch.
- Nov 07, 2020
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.
- Nov 07, 2020
What's funny is funny. The same thing that made you laugh a hundred years ago makes you laugh now.
- Out
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- Nov 07, 2020
Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yes, I've seen Louis CK. I wouldn't in any way make a degrading remark about Louis CK, but the question is do I think anyone is funny? And the answer is not too many people. He might fit right in there.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was pretty clear that I was a funny guy, just as a guy.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T... Doesn't mean she isn't a good person. That's a funny character to play.
- Dear Friend
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm mourning with the rest of the world for the talented, gorgeous, funny, intelligent John Forsythe but my heart is broken for the loss of my dear, dear friend and neighbor. I will miss him terribly.
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
I find it so funny how people that don't write the music, and have no involvement in it, can make such huge decisions on behalf of artists.
- Looks
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down to current times, where you have Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
Working on 'Parks' was like heaven because everyone there was just intimidatingly intelligent and funny, and we would have these hilarious debates about really tangential things. It was inspiring because I felt really challenged to be my best.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020