- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Eyes
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- Nov 07, 2020
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Husband
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Something that I've always been really keen on representing is some honesty with the way that we view ourselves. That's something I've always appreciated watching actors that I've looked up to, is when they look like you and me, or they have a funny elbow, or they have, you know, a hairy face.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I make big objects that are simple, bright and clear, kind of ironic but hopefully funny because I love the shapes, and I get inspiration from toys and books, and I believe in art for everyone.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny because the perception is that the typical 'X Factor' contestant is the person who's just working 9 to 5 and just decides to one day go and audition. So yeah, for me, it was a very different story.
- Nov 07, 2020
Funny is an attitude.
- Fun
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- Nov 07, 2020
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
- Nov 07, 2020