- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Funny Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing about New York City is that if you hide from her, she's just gonna say, 'Whatever, kid!' and leave you in the dust.
- House
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- Nov 07, 2020
My goal is to show people that conservatives are funny. In fact, we're the rebels: we're 'Animal House.'
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I make commercials and funny videos and T.V. shows or whatever, film projects that people will watch for ten minutes and go 'Heh' and get on with their day. I essentially... make comic books.
- Play
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day.
- Cow
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.
- Fun
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, though, speaking of fathers and sons, because me and John Goodman played father and son, like, five or six years ago in the film 'Death Sentence,' and I got back with him again in 'Inside Llewyn Davis.'
- Envious
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny that I got to do 'On the Road' because the thing that had the biggest impact on me growing up was reading books. I was very inspired by the book and this spirit of Dean Moriarty and how envious we all are of somebody who can be that carefree.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother was funnier than anybody I ever worked for. My father was as funny as this coat. Not a laugh a minute, my father.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
- First Time
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- Nov 07, 2020
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor.
- Run
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- Nov 07, 2020