- Dinner
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Aspiring
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
- Love Is
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- Nov 07, 2020
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
- Play
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- Nov 07, 2020
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
- Curtail
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- Nov 07, 2020
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
- General Public
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- Nov 07, 2020
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
- Pet
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
- Interesting
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- Nov 07, 2020
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
- Death
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- Nov 07, 2020
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
- Nature
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
- Favorite
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- Nov 07, 2020
My favorite animal is steak.
- Nov 07, 2020
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
- Nov 07, 2020
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
- Consciousness
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
- Conversation
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- Nov 07, 2020
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing succeeds like address.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
- Company
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- Nov 07, 2020
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
- Conversational
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- Nov 07, 2020
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
- Conversation
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- Nov 07, 2020
Polite conversation is rarely either.
- Opposite
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- Nov 07, 2020
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
- Nov 07, 2020
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
You're only as good as your last haircut.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
- Humility
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- Nov 07, 2020
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
- Dance
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- Nov 07, 2020
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.
- Enough
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
- Nov 07, 2020
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
- Even
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- Nov 07, 2020
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
- Famous
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- Nov 07, 2020
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
- Disk
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- Nov 07, 2020