- Dinner
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Most Famous Fran Lebowitz Quotes of All Time!
We have created a collection of some of the best fran-lebowitz quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Top 10 Fran Lebowitz Quotes on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Aspiring
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
- Love Is
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
- Play
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
- Curtail
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
- Children
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
- General Public
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
- Life
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
- Children
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
- People
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
- Life
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
- Food
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
- Day
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
- Good
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
- Pet
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
- Interesting
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
- Death
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
- Nature
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
- Favorite
- |
- Nov 07, 2020