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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Luck
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
I want to resume the life of a shy person.
- Book
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- Nov 07, 2020
A book is a gift you can open again and again.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
- Eyes
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
- Clock
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- Nov 07, 2020
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020