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- Nov 07, 2020
Mother-In-Law Quotes
In-law life, in a handful of quotes.
One quote wryly compares a mother-in-law favorably to a lonely political life, while another looks forward to watching films someday with both mother-in-law and father-in-law present. These lines mix humor with genuine warmth, echoing our Family quotes page.
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- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
Personally, I wear a lot of my mother-in-law's chiffons and my mother's silk. But when I buy saris for myself, then they have to be understated.
- Out
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
- Her
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- Nov 07, 2020
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
- Hand
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
Someday I will get married, and I should be able to watch my films with my children, mother-in-law, and father-in-law.
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
- Chicken
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- Nov 07, 2020
I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time.
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- Nov 07, 2020