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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Nov 07, 2020

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

Laughter
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Nov 07, 2020

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

Happiness
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Nov 07, 2020

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

Business
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Nov 07, 2020

I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.

Comedy
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Nov 07, 2020

I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from.

Mother-In-Law
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Nov 07, 2020

When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all.

Down
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Nov 07, 2020

I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.

Eye
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Nov 07, 2020

I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.

Life
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Nov 07, 2020

I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy.

Here
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Nov 07, 2020

I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.

Most
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Nov 07, 2020

The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion.

Debate
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Nov 07, 2020

The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.

Failure
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Nov 07, 2020

I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.

Play
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Nov 07, 2020

I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer.

Game
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Nov 07, 2020

I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is in abundance in the game, which is more than can be said of tennis.

Golf
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Nov 07, 2020

I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.

Mind
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Nov 07, 2020

There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

He
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Nov 07, 2020

My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's provided he hadn't died of a heart attack by then.

Drive
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Nov 07, 2020

There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving licence, the authorities will make you take your test again! Now, if ever there was an incentive to drive carefully, they could not have threatened a more terrifying ordeal.

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