- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Doctor
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
- Glasses
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- Nov 07, 2020
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Happy Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Morning
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
- City
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Happiness
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- Nov 07, 2020
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
- Nov 07, 2020
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
- Nov 07, 2020