- Moment
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
A director recommended me for the role on 'Soap.' They said, 'She plays heavy roles, murderesses and the like.' He said, 'On stage, she could be very very funny.'
- Fake
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- Nov 07, 2020
I buy so much fake jewelry, it's funny. It's not real. I don't wear real diamonds or anything.
- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.
- House
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- Nov 07, 2020
There was just a lot of comedy on the TV in the house, and my parents are both very funny.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I guess one that wouldn't be obvious is - well, maybe it's super obvious, I can't tell - 'I Love Lucy' is my favorite show, going back to when I was 4. I've watched every episode I don't know how many times. It was something to watch women being funny when I was young.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction.
- Feeling
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- Nov 07, 2020
I want to give kids that fall-off-the-bed-laughing feeling. Either that, or the sixth-grade feeling that life is hard - sometimes unbearably hard - and it is ultimately about death. But in the meantime, life can be really funny, too.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
I still tell a lot of jokes and do a lot of funny comics, but the stuff I like best is the personal stuff. I will still occasionally talk about my job and retail, but it evolved.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020