- Excused
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Loved
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never did standup before. It just looked like it was really hard, looked like there was like up days and down days - and I'm too emotionally unstable for that. I need to always be funny and always be loved.
- Learning
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- Nov 07, 2020
To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was all about just creating funny stuff, to being on a network show, and the pressures of that, and getting to know the new people who were involved in it. There was a learning curve for me. But it was an education.
- Pin-Up
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- Nov 07, 2020
I find it funny that I'm a pin-up.
- Looks
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would.
- Enough
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier.
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something.
- Cool
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching 'SVU.' It's funny. And it's always the reruns.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
The older I got, the more willing I was to go into the Southern vernacular, because some of it's funny.
- Funny Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like jokes and one-liners. I enjoy entertaining and making people laugh, being the funny man. But when I'm launched into unfamiliar environments I shut down, and as I relax then my character emerges.
- Strong
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- Nov 07, 2020