- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny: I don't listen to too much rap. I don't listen to too much older hip-hop. If I do, it's Ja Rule.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being funny was something I was doing before I understood what that even was. Now I'm making a career out of it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a lot of stupid men out there who feel like makeup is a betrayal of the truth, and that is so funny to me.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I didn't set out to write some female-empowering movie; I just wanted to write a funny college comedy.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, they made it cool to be funny and to be embarrassed and to look a thousand different ways and show a bunch of different areas of their lives.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I went to go see 'Final Destination' which you have to be 17 and over to see and they're like 'Uh, we need to see your I.D.' Here's the really funny thing is that I actually had done my hair and makeup that day. If I don't do my hair and makeup I can understand it but I had actually made an effort to look older.
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- Nov 07, 2020
That is the job of a comedian: To take unpleasant subject matter and forcibly, with his hands, wring the funny out of it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's important to find humor anywhere you can. In real life, with the darkest, scariest, most intense moments, if you can find something funny, that's good.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do keep getting these bad girl roles. The funny thing is that, honestly, I don't think I'm believable as these aristocratic mean girls. But I do love playing them.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Maybe people don't see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I'm just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles.
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- Nov 07, 2020
You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I make funny videos. I hate saying I'm a comedian because then people stick their finger in your face and demand you tell a joke. But the other thing people call me is 'a YouTube sensation,' which is even worse.
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- Nov 07, 2020