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Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Snow
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Hard
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
- Personality
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, because I don't have a very addictive personality in any way except for things like stories or books or movies or TV. I just get, like, completely enamored and lost in that world, especially when one really hits the right way. Like, I just can't do anything else.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
Michael is a funny character, for whom I have a great deal of affection. He sat across his desk and seemed to be a bit of a blunt fellow. We began talking about the characters and he opened up about his vision.
- Remember
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- Nov 07, 2020
I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. It's funny - people ask me that, and I don't know what to tell them.
- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny enough though, despite what Donald Trump has to say and the way African-American people are portrayed so often in media, African-American people can have a leaning to be very conservative.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
- Morning
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- Nov 07, 2020
This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a crush on Steve Tyler. He's funny, he rocks, and has a voice like a god. There is another one who I have discovered can sing. I should try and make an album with him... it's Barack Obama!
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020