- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so wonderful to me, and it came in the form of that. It's just so funny how things come into your life, and if you take a chance on them, it might give you a brand new life.
- Idiots
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- Nov 07, 2020
We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.
- Every Single Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
'A Tuna Christmas' is the second in a series of plays created by Joe Sears and Jaston Williams featuring the fictional town of Greater Tuna, the third-smallest town in Texas. What makes these plays so hysterically funny is the accurate portrayal of small-town life in the Lone Star State.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
- Others
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- Nov 07, 2020
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.
- Liar
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.
- Loved
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- Nov 07, 2020