- Leadership
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you knock people out, it's sometimes a very scary situation - but I always hoped that no one got seriously hurt. Now when I see them get knocked out, I laugh. When you finish the game, it's funny. And when I look at film of myself, I think, 'I wouldn't fight that guy.'
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny.
- Each One
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny: I've joked that 'Sharp Objects,' 'To the Bone,' and 'Dietland' are my self-harm trilogy, and each one is a different side of that triangle, with 'Dietland' really about fighting back.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
OK, I have to admit that I go on TheSuperficial.com. That guy is so funny, he's just so funny... you know, I'm a news junkie, so I regularly flip between HuffingtonPost.com, CNN.com, and a site that's called MyWay.com, which shows me six different news feeds. And I go on DrudgeReport.com about once a day.
- Monkey
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
- Nov 07, 2020
Kids are funny.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's one of those funny things - sometimes you're not really friends with somebody until you've gotten into a good fight, and I think that's the situation with Superman and Batman.
- Fun
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- Nov 07, 2020