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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Flowers
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film.
- Pilot
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's been so many different types of musicals, and it's a funny genre because there's a fine line between clever and stupid. It really takes a genius to know how to do it.
- Funny Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to reflect on how much we've accomplished.
- Fall
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- Nov 07, 2020
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up.
- Think
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's so funny because people always think of me as being a little bit country or assume that I am from the South - I don't know why!
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me.
- Birth
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- Nov 07, 2020