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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Forget
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.
- Missed
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- Nov 07, 2020
The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think standup is pretty good for an introvert because you are performing, but, I mean, it's on your own terms. There are so many people in the room, but it's a one-sided conversation. And you actually don't have to interact - unless you want to.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being introverted, it doesn't mean necessarily being shy or being afraid of public speaking; it just means that it's hard for me to interact with people for too long.
- Attention
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was always like that, at 5 years old, just demanding equality. I thought it could all be fixed if you called attention to it.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
A big part of becoming a funny person was a major defense mechanism. Onstage, especially as a woman, I've had to be really tough. The second you show a crack, the audience can literally leave.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.
- Being
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always had my wrist slapped for being myself.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love being in my own skin, and I hope other women start feeling better about themselves and waste less energy being ashamed of their bodies.
- Hard
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's really hard for a lot of men to have the woman accomplishing more than them.
- Get
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- Nov 07, 2020
People get really turned off by feminism.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm insanely close to my sister.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some men's magazines are just downright offensive.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am not a racist.
- My Own
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am very into making up my own rules.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like people who are predictable.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just have this sense of entitlement that I should be able to feel comfortable at all times, like I could go to bed at any moment in what I'm wearing.
- Happiness
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- Nov 07, 2020
Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
I want people to live to their full potential, not to hold themselves back because of insecurities, and especially not women. I see too much of that.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love watching TV.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.
- Bullying
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm super grateful that there wasn't social media when I was a kid, but that sort of self-doubt crept in at a young age. It's bullying. It's the comments here and there, and maybe somebody says something to you that they don't even mean to be a mean-spirited comment, but they'll just kind of say it to you in passing.
- Nov 07, 2020