- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Forget
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.
- Missed
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- Nov 07, 2020
The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think standup is pretty good for an introvert because you are performing, but, I mean, it's on your own terms. There are so many people in the room, but it's a one-sided conversation. And you actually don't have to interact - unless you want to.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being introverted, it doesn't mean necessarily being shy or being afraid of public speaking; it just means that it's hard for me to interact with people for too long.
- Attention
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was always like that, at 5 years old, just demanding equality. I thought it could all be fixed if you called attention to it.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
A big part of becoming a funny person was a major defense mechanism. Onstage, especially as a woman, I've had to be really tough. The second you show a crack, the audience can literally leave.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.
- Being
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- Nov 07, 2020