- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Mature
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like cartoons. I like 'Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.' It's funny! It has things that kids wouldn't get. It's like, if you're mature, you get it. I like that and 'The Fairly OddParents.'
- Best
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- Nov 07, 2020
As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
The fact that Manti Te'o thought for a long time that he was dating, like, a fake girl and then that she died and did the tribute and the girl never existed. I mean inherently that's funny.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that's what I find funny.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
The whole point of real comedy is that you can say something that is true, and by being funny, you can make it tolerable for people, and hopefully they'll laugh at you, too.
- Fake
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- Nov 07, 2020
Fake buckteeth make a joke that you don't have to make any effort on, even if you're not a funny person.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and repeat myself and one day have kids going to college and not have memories that I should, because I was too busy doing my thing.
- Future
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- Nov 07, 2020
There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020