- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny - when you look at the real A-listers nowadays, look at how many live in and around Hollywood. Most of them live on a ranch in Utah. It's no coincidence these guys get in and get out.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was in college, I was in the theater department, which for anyone who has been involved in any kind of theater program, you know that it's really wacky and tight-knit, a real family. Me and my good friends from college would do random shows and plays that were sometimes serious, but most of the time really goofy and funny.
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.
- Nov 07, 2020
Writing is a funny thing. It's not like you're working on a schedule. It comes in fits and starts.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors.
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- Nov 07, 2020
One day, my brother had his friend over, and they were in the laundry room, and I stuck my puppet's head around the door and then started chasing them with it and made my puppet laugh very scary. It was really funny.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't see myself as celebrity like other people do. I just think that's funny.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness.
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- Nov 07, 2020