- Pain
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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Human
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- Nov 07, 2020
I suppose one has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
- Human
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- Nov 07, 2020
One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was a doctor, and he would tell us a lot of nasty, funny stories from the hospital. It was funny to me when I'd go over to other people's houses and they didn't talk about intestines at the table.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Whatever you do, do with determination. You have one life to live; do your work with passion and give your best. Whether you want to be a chef, doctor, actor, or a mother, be passionate to get the best result.
- Education
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- Nov 07, 2020
The system in Sweden is great because you get free healthcare and free education; someone who doesn't have a lot of money can become a doctor or lawyer. There's good paternity and maternity leave - the U.S. is probably the only civilised country in the world that doesn't give parents anything.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was never a big networker, but I was a spin doctor, all those shock shows, that's how I got my first backers. But fashion's a scary industry to be in, especially if you've not grown up with it.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
To our American neighbors, we were model immigrants, a poster family. They told us so. My father had a law degree, my mother was on her way to becoming a doctor, and my siblings and I got good grades and always said 'please' and 'thank you.'
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
In England, 'Doctor Who' has always been considered a children's show, at least by children.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
In America, people come up and to me, and I keep thinking they're going to say, 'Oh, I loved you on 'ER.'' Now it's, 'Oh, I love you on 'Doctor Who.''
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
If anyone out there wants me to play a Pre-Raphaelite character, I'd do it in a flash. That's what is so curious about my playing a modern doctor. It's not the sort of part I saw for myself when I began acting.
- Fans
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- Nov 07, 2020
To be honest, 'Doctor Who' fans are a mixture of crazies plus solid citizens, but they're relentless.
- Nov 07, 2020
Talk to your doctor if you or your kids haven't been vaccinated, and follow their recommendations - please.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020