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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can get a good doctor in a minute and a half. Getting a really good electrician - that's hard.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Encouraging wellness and prevention helps improve quality of life and can lower costs, too. I saw too many patients who had poor health because of their decisions, but too often, all they needed was a doctor to help point them in the right direction.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Too often, patients without a primary doctor go to expensive hospital emergency rooms for nonurgent care.
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a doctor, I saw firsthand the problems many patients face finding a doctor, navigating the system, and paying their health care bills.
- Journey
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- Nov 07, 2020
Stories let you be the hero, the doctor, the lawyer, the gladiator. They let you go on a journey.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wanted to be a doctor, but my mom was like, 'It's really hard and it's going to take 10 years,' so I was like 'OK, I'll just be a lawyer'.
- Father
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother Diana was a true-blue aristocrat, descended from William the Conqueror and listed in 'Burke's Peerage.' My father David, from a poor Scottish family, was a doctor.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a supportive family and an outstanding team, but I also have a flexible work schedule that allows me, at least some of the time, to get to the kids' school program or the doctor visits when I need to. So family-friendly work schedules have become more of a passion of mine, and the cost of childcare is also a huge issue.
- Husband
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- Nov 07, 2020
When my husband turned 40, I was obsessed. 'Has he had his medical checkup?' He needed to go to the doctor; he needed to go to the dentist. Any little cough, I was really on him. Then he turned 40, and I thought, 'Maybe that's why I've been so obsessed with his health!'
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- Nov 07, 2020
My parents wanted me to be a doctor, and they weren't very happy at the idea of me choosing acting as a career. Everyone in my family went to university - my older brother is a lawyer - but when they saw me for the first time at the theatre, they thought, 'OK.' They like it very much now.
- Wait
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- Nov 07, 2020
To wait, for an actor, is not like someone who's waiting to see the doctor. It's not the kind of wait where you get bored.
- Got
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- Nov 07, 2020
My doctor felt that the main contributing factor was so many years of malnutrition, especially during my formative years, even before I got into modeling.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths. That is what the manic state is like.
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- Nov 07, 2020