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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a first-generation American, my parents expected that I would go on to have pretty tactical higher-education-type jobs - doctor, lawyer, engineer. Those were the three options. My dad was not at all open to the idea that there would not be a higher education in my future.
- Nov 07, 2020
That's metaphysics, my dear fellow. It's forbidden me by my doctor, my stomach won't take it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like rice, as long as they let me put my own stuff on it. You can bring me white rice or brown rice; just let me doctor it up.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I remember sneaking a look at films like 'D.C. Cab' and 'Doctor Detroit' when my parents weren't watching. 'One Crazy Summer' with John Cusack was one of my favorites.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I actually wanted to be a doctor. But doing all those horrid rat dissections made me faint. I studied science till the 12th standard and later took up commerce. I was planning to do chartered accountancy, but fate had something else in store for me.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was little, I wanted to be a civil engineer. Not a ballerina, not a doctor, a civil engineer. I was such a nerd.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
And you realise you're doing a public service in making people happy - as a musician you can give people something a doctor, a lawyer, a politician cannot give them that. It's not scientific. It's spiritual - a good feeling. And although you don't know them personally, the audience are like your friends.
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you want to be a doctor, a lawyer you must go to college. But if you want to be a musician or such, study your craft. Study music.
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- Nov 07, 2020
In the next few years I'd love to play a female version of Doctor Who. I know exactly how I would play her - she would be crafty in a clever kind of way.
- Nov 07, 2020
That's what the 'Doctor' is about, essentially - having that energy that you just can't understand.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have three older brothers, and each one of them has chosen one of my parents' education. Two of them are actors, and the third is a doctor as my mother is.
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- Nov 07, 2020
A doctor once told me that with crying you aren't sure what its derivation is. If someone comes at you with a knife, you don't cry: you scream, you try to run. When it's over and you're OK, that's when you cry.
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- Nov 07, 2020
America enjoys the best health care in the world, but the best is no good if folks can't afford it, access it and doctor's can't provide it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
So many people are stealing Bikram Yoga. It's like you're practicing medicine, but you're not a doctor.
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- Nov 07, 2020
My grandparents lived with us. And I remember watching 'Doctor Who' with my granddad on his new telly. These were the days before remote controls but my granddad, being quite a resourceful sort of chap, had fashioned his own remote control - which was a length of bamboo pole with a bit of cork that he'd glued on the end.
- Nov 07, 2020
But being in 'Doctor Who' is a dream come true. I've been a fan since I can remember watching TV.
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- Nov 07, 2020