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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am not a witch doctor, and in fact, you cannot have a witch doctor. You are either a witch or a doctor.
- Freshman Year
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had been pulling my groins in college a lot and missed my whole freshman year of college because of groin pulls. It was chronic, and I couldn't figure it out. I went to the doctor, and he told me I had hip dysplasia. So I knew my hockey days were sorta limited at that point.
- Mother
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- Nov 07, 2020
My doctor told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother.
- Dad
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- Nov 07, 2020
I didn't want to play a lawyer. I didn't want to play a doctor. I didn't want to play a single dad. I wanted to do something I felt I could learn from, something that would be a challenge and something that would not dry up.
- Leadership
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- Nov 07, 2020
But the person who scored well on an SAT will not necessarily be the best doctor or the best lawyer or the best businessman. These tests do not measure character, leadership, creativity, perseverance.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm guess I'm up to about 70% of normal, which is a real relief. My doctor gave me clearance to go out in public again, so I've been able to go to the store and help out a little bit around the house.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
- Business
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to learn about things. I could learn about business, which I knew nothing about. Since the age of 7, I wanted to be a doctor and nothing else.
- Medical
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- Nov 07, 2020
I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.
- Hospital
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- Nov 07, 2020
Thankfully, I found a doctor at Presbyterian Hospital in New York, Scott Hammer, who diagnosed my chronic fatigue as the Epstein-Barr virus, and the medication I took either helped jump-start my immune system or made the virus dormant. I was very lucky.
- Said
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every few weeks, I'd really be worn down. The doctor said just take time off, but it became apparent that the exercise you need to be a top-level athlete brought the symptoms on.
- Heated
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- Nov 07, 2020