- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Housewife
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor... and now I'm a style guru!
- Political
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- Nov 07, 2020
Let us not say that we will decide on a political basis at the national level that no State is competent to regulate the practice of medicine in that State if they decide to allow a doctor to prescribe marijuana, because that is what we are talking about.
- Medical
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- Nov 07, 2020
A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically necessary to protect her from serious physical harm.
- Guitar Players
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think of guitar players in terms of doctors: you have the doctor for your heart, the cardiologist, then one that works on your feet, your leg. But I believe George Benson is the one that plays all over. To me, he would be the M.D. of them all.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Copper' is my first period piece. It's funny because I've been doing a lot of episodes of 'Elementary' with Johnny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu; they keep bringing me back on the show, and so I go from being an outstanding black doctor to being a kind of hood, ex-car thief who went through rehab in 'Elementary.'
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
People say that the most expensive piece of medical equipment is the doctor's pen. It's not that we make all the money. It's that we order all the money.
- Mother
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- Nov 07, 2020
Both my parents are well educated; my father worked for the CBI before becoming a businessman, and my mother was a civil surgeon. But I did not want to be a doctor.
- Health
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- Nov 07, 2020
The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
- Medical
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- Nov 07, 2020
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
So I decided to move that scene in the doctor's office to two-thirds into the movie, after the viewers had come to know Ryan and Ali and share in their happiness.
- Knowledge
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- Nov 07, 2020
When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
At one point in my career, while still hosting 'The Arsenio Hall Show,' I was told by my doctor that it might not be physically possible for me to have children.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was in New York, a lot of my friends were studying filmmaking and would bring their scripts to me, as I was a good script doctor. I would read their scripts and make corrections to them for $20 per script and was fascinated by films.
- Nov 07, 2020