- Justice
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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Fear
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had a fear of becoming anything, a fear of becoming a specialist. I might have become a doctor, but if you become a doctor, that's your specialty in life and you are defined by it. One of the attractions of being a writer is that you're never a specialist. Your field is entirely open; your field is the entire human condition.
- Nov 07, 2020
You don't lie to your own doctor. You don't lie to your own attorney, and you don't lie to your employees.
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was going to be a doctor, but I think my music allowed me to help more people than I could have done one-on-one as a psychologist. Just like other people's music really helped me.
- Nov 07, 2020
To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby.... It was just another world.
- Way
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are thin girls with infertility issues, normal sized girls with infertility issues and overweight girls with infertility issues. Unless your doctor tells you your weight is affecting you in some way... once the doctor rules it out, that's really not it.
- Mother
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- Nov 07, 2020
With the counseling of my family doctor, my mother ended up turning to Weight Watchers and their children's program. I went to weekly meetings, got counseling and would exercise with my peers who were my size. It was the first time I saw a proper children's portion size, and it wasn't two burgers, it was one.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think there was a petition online to get me involved in 'Doctor Who.' I'm not a 'Doctor Who' fanatic, but I am a Steven Moffat fanatic.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been fortunate to play many different types of characters thus far. However, I really enjoy playing roles that are different than who I am personally. You can have these small fantasy worlds where you can be people you would otherwise never get to be: a doctor, a lawyer, a ruthless business woman.
- Health
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- Nov 07, 2020
A teacher must believe in the value and interest of his subject as a doctor believes in health.
- Army
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- Nov 07, 2020
I found out that colonels can stay until they drop dead or get a walker and being a critical medical specialty as an Army trained emergency room doctor, I could stay until age 67.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
- Health
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- Nov 07, 2020
President Obama and Hillary Clinton want government to run your health care. My dad believes that you and your doctor should decide your health care.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's hard work making movies. It's like being a doctor: you work long hours, very hard hours, and it's emotional, tense work. If you don't really love it, then it ain't worth it.
- My Own
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm my own doctor. I have a group of people who call me up on a weekly basis. I'm a 'doctor' without a license.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020