- Experience
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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Doctor Who
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- Nov 07, 2020
Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a 16-year-old.
- Lawyer
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- Nov 07, 2020
Even when I'm playing a lawyer or a doctor, I want to play a person. A human being.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was in college my girl got me a job at the doctor's office she was working at. I was a file clerk. No disrespect but I don't think a man can do that job. It takes so much meticulous and precise file-keeping.
- Eating
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- Nov 07, 2020
What happened was that the doctor told me that I'd ruptured my kidney from being too busy and being stressed out and not eating right.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you do something that's going to get somebody a job, then they'll be able to pay for their kid's school, and then their kid is going to be a doctor, and then that doctor is going to probably help who knows how many other people, so it's very motivating. Much more fun than going to the beach.
- Colored
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- Nov 07, 2020
Anything that could be conceived of that would separate black people from white people was devised and codified by someone in some state in the South. There were colored and White waiting rooms everywhere, from doctor's offices to the bus stations, as people may already know.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
- Examining
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- Nov 07, 2020
We were led to a pediatric ophthalmologist. It's a hard date for me, April 14, 1998. The doctor came back from the examining room and told us she had tumors in both eyes.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
To be a couture designer is not only to create dresses but to adapt your line to your private customers. It is why couture is expensive. You are like a doctor.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
The doctor heard my heartbeat and found out I had an irregular heartbeat. I was not symptomatic or aware of my symptoms. I had no idea that this could make me five times more likely to have a stroke than somebody who doesn't have this.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not a doctor or scientist. I'm just a mom. But I do think there's a genetic predisposition, and there are environmental triggers. I feel like that combination, in my child's case, is what resulted in autism.
- Nov 07, 2020
'Doctor Who' rewrites your brain because at first when you watch it, you think, 'That doesn't make sense.'
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was really lucky because from a very young age, I wanted to be a doctor. So I kinda knew I had that goal for my whole life.
- Figuring
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- Nov 07, 2020