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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always say: a run in the morning is like eating a fruit a day - it chases he doctor away. It is good for your mind.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love radio, and I haven't done it - other than the actual 'Doctor Who' - for so long now. It takes a different kind of discipline and a different kind of enjoyment, really.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hospice means end-of-life care. The admission ticket is a diagnosis from a doctor that you have six months or less to live.
- Father
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was lucky that I started very young, since I had a very clear idea of what I wanted to do. But my father is very conservative, and he never considered fashion to be a real career but something I could pursue as a hobby. He wanted me to be a doctor, and at one point, I thought of becoming a plastic surgeon.
- Nov 07, 2020
If I wasn't singing country music for a living, I was actually going to school to be a doctor.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
My wife and I have never been able to have kids of our own. Physically, it's impossible. The doctor checked. So we tend to unofficially adopt lots of twenty-somethings. I have a real soft spot in my heart for youth.
- Medicine
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- Nov 07, 2020
One area where the state can be more effective in addressing the doctor shortage is to focus on making sure that Arizona is a friendly environment for doctors and those wishing to practice medicine.
- Exceedingly
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- Nov 07, 2020
The report of this made me exceedingly angry, for I could not see why information which a middle-class woman could get from her doctor should be withheld from a poorer woman who might need it far more.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I've written episodes of 'Doctor Who', when it comes to the monster chasing somebody, it's the Doctor and the companion, running down the corridor, being chased by a guy with a stick and a tennis ball on the end. Whereas, when I see the rushes of 'Being Human', we're actually looking at the werewolf, and it just looks real.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a doctor, an educator, an innovator and someone who has dedicated his professional career to making things work better and to helping people - I am ready to lead.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I told my parents I was going to be a doctor and then a lawyer, but I never believed it and never tried.
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- Nov 07, 2020
My parents wanted their daughters to reach their full potential. I joke that they said, 'We left our homeland so you could pursue your dreams - as long as you're a lawyer, a doctor, or an engineer.'
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