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- Nov 07, 2020
Joke Quotes
What comedians say about making people laugh.
Several quotes here come from people who make a living off timing, including one who admits to softening blunt criticism by wrapping it in humor first, describing it like a cut followed by a few stitches. Another describes the frustrating double standard where the exact same line lands only when a man delivers it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have Bob Dylan lyrics on my ribs. I'm a diehard Dylan fan, and my dad and I joke that if I ever met him, I'd have him sign his name right under my tattoo and then I'd run to the parlor to get his signature tattooed.
- Got
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I've got a black joke, and I can't tell it in Oakland, then I shouldn't tell the joke anywhere else.
- Nov 07, 2020
It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke.
- Celebrity
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- Nov 07, 2020
I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career.
- Moon
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- Nov 07, 2020
Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke.
- Nov 07, 2020
The joke in aviation is, 'If you want to make a million, you'd better start with £10m.'
- Done
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have had every hair color. I joke with my hair colorist. She keeps sheets of paper on every hair color that I've had, so she has records of it all. She's done my hair since I was 15, and I guess I have a thick folder going because I've had so many different hair colors.
- Nov 07, 2020
Westminster is no joke. I took some tough classes there. It prepared me for a tough career.
- Real
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- Nov 07, 2020
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke.
- Difficult
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- Nov 07, 2020
Directing a television episode is no joke, and it's incredibly difficult and especially when you're acting in it as well.
- Grey
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- Nov 07, 2020
Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020