- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.
- Cards
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV. Unfortunately, to most people, wrestling is a laughingstock. But fortunately, I'm reaching people who otherwise wouldn't watch it.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's no drama like wrestling.
- Camera
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- Nov 07, 2020
While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world.
- Personal
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room.
- Nov 07, 2020
What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never told a joke in my life.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people in tuxes clapping whether they like it or not. It's the real performers on the street who can hold people's attention and keep them from walking away.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every time my manager approached big network executives or even cable, they told him I was too dangerous. They couldn't trust me.
- Fat
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- Nov 07, 2020
Clifton and I don't even look alike. He smokes and drinks, and I do neither. He's a big fat guy, and if it weren't for me, no one would know who he is.
- Open
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm an open book.
- Here
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm from Hollywood. That's where we make movies and TV shows... I'm not from down here in men-fus ten-uh-see, okay?
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I was going to be a little boy about it, I'd go into hiding for one or two years. But if I was going to be a man about it, it'd be 20 or 30 years.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's not that I was crazy. It's just that I was sad at times because the world was sad at times. When I would perform, it wasn't sad anymore.
- Feeling
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just want the audience to have a wonderful, happy feeling inside them and leave with big smiles on their faces.
- House
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm having everything. I'm a vegetarian, too. But in my mother's house, I eat whatever I'm served.
- Parents
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- Nov 07, 2020
My parents would say, 'Why don't you go out and play?' and I would say, 'I can't! I'm putting on my shows!'
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I thought Doodyville was inside of the television. You know, like, if television was this box - and if I went inside the box that was a television, I'd be in Doodyville.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
The more they hate you, the better you're doing.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Any wrestler who will piledrive Lawler and injure him like he did me gets five thousand dollars from me!
- Elvis Presley
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would like to do the Elvis Presley.
- Nov 07, 2020