- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
The fact that so many comics were waiting to jump on the bandwagon of hate toward me - what is it about me that engages this kind of behavior? I began to see it: My cockiness, my lack of hanging out with other comics. A lot of that wasn't my fault.
- Good Things
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- Nov 07, 2020
We don't grow as human beings from good things happening. We grow from failures.
- Losing
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was young and didn't have money, I liked gambling because winning and losing was fun for the rush of it.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Here's my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends, who don't judge you, what do you say? And if that's appropriate to say with your friends, why is it not appropriate anywhere else. Like, I hate those people who judge me and are hypocrites.
- Bible
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a spiritual person: I believe that if you read the Bible, you get what you want from it. But, when you actually read it, you see the beauty, spirituality, the joy and love, and what makes us godly.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know what, I stopped doing 'Mind of Mencia' because it got hard, and there was a lot of fighting, and it was just time to move on.
- Best
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- Nov 07, 2020
The United States of America on our worst day is better than any other country on their best day. Period. End of story.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am living in a world where I am happy and doing what I love and making others happy.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was a kid, I was in love with one of the 'Charlie's Angels.' I told my dad, 'I'm going to marry somebody like Cheryl Ladd.' My dad said, 'You're not that good-looking, mijo. You're going to have to make a lot of money if that's what you want.' I went, 'Well, I want that, so I'm going to make money.'
- Drive
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have been recording every single one of my shows since 1994. Every single joke I've ever done is on a hard drive. I can tell you when I wrote every joke I wrote. I can tell you the first time I said it, when I made it different, when I made it better.
- End
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- Nov 07, 2020
At the end of the day, my career is not going to be judged by one or two or three moments in time. It'll be judged by the longevity of it.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you have a TV show, and you're selling out 10,000 seats or whatever the hell it is, it's not that it becomes easy. It's just that's what your life is like.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
When somebody says that a comic steals jokes, it's the ultimate betrayal of comedy.
- Comic
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was a very cocky and unlikable young comic. But I came from the hood, and that's what I learned.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am a sponge. I don't write things down.
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
Acting is reacting. That's when acting is great - when you say something, somebody said something, they make a face, they pose, they use something physical, then you react to that, then they react to you.
- Looking
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well, the hard part about doing auditions is that the person reading you the lines, they're not really into it. They're just going, 'Oh really, so why do you think that?' And they're just looking at a piece of paper.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
I get really nervous at auditions. I know how to make people laugh, but auditions just really make me nervous.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don't think like the middle class. You don't have anything to protect, you know what I mean?
- Big Part
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up being very patriotic. My parents really love this country. A big part of what they love is freedom of speech... I'm fearless because aren't we supposed to be able to speak our mind?
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm like most people in America. I'm conservative on some things, and I'm liberal on other things.
- Got
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I've got a black joke, and I can't tell it in Oakland, then I shouldn't tell the joke anywhere else.
- Here
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- Nov 07, 2020
Here's the problem: People have completely and utterly forgotten one thing when it comes to communication - intent.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Is it my fault that there is a stereotype that black people are not good swimmers? I know that's a joke, but somebody will say, 'I can't believe you would say that.' Well, first of all it's just a joke, and second of all if you watch the Olympics, black people win medals in jumping, running. They don't win any in swimming.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020