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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love movies that are funny and scary and truly emotional all in one film, and I don't feel like I see movies like that a lot.
- Nov 07, 2020
Loads of blokes think they're funny, but it counts for nothing unless you get up and have a go.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Florida Gator head is long and funny looking. It scrapes my nose. Every time I put that thing on I get scraped and blood comes down my face.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think... so that's where it kind of is funny.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, a lot of people think I take myself seriously because I come off so serious sometimes. But it's not that I take myself seriously, I take what I do seriously.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
- Forgetting
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- Nov 07, 2020
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
- Desk
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- Nov 07, 2020